Monday, October 13, 2008
The Secret to a Long Life - Hint: You've f**ked it up already
Clara Meadmore is 105 years old - and a virgin. She credits her virginity as the reason behind her old age. On the subject of sex, the retired secretary says:
"I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things.
"When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband and I never married. I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.
"Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway."
This story seems a little sad. I bet this lady didn't intend on staying a virgin her whole life. I'm sure she looked around her as everyone she knew was not only having sex, but coupling up and falling in love - and felt somewhat unworthy. I can't believe she wasn't curious enough to pay for it, or drunkenly seduce a friend into doing the deed. Hell, by the time I reached 30 years old, I'd be throwing it at the homeless.
So any volunteers?
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