Because Shes worth it

Heather Locklear was arrested this weekend for driving under the suspicion of drugs/alcohol.

C'mon Heather... would it kill you to clean yourself up before a mug shot? God knows you have the time to look your best – you’re not working. To help with future mugshots,I’ve compiled a few tips to help Heather and other celebrities look their best in their darkest hour.

1 - Comb your hair, or at least pull it back to cover the roots. I realize times are rough, especially for unemployed actresses who hit their prime MILF-dom in the 90s, but re-negotiate your L’Oreal hair dye contract to include root touch-ups as required

2 - Politely ask for a tissue to remove the crusty eyeliner spoiled by drunken tears at the scene of the crime. Further, prevent drunkenly crying in public unless you consider a TMZ video a comeback.

3 - Try to not look stoned. The dear-caught-in-headlights/Laura Bush perma-expression is a dead-give away of guilt. If need by, focus on a still item in front of you (like the stern judgment of an LA enforcement officer).

4 - It doesn’t hurt to smile (not your career anyway – thats long gone).