In Communist Russia.. Judo kicks you

Former Russian President/current Russian Prime Minister (and former Judo champion of Leningrad,) Vladimir Putin has released a Judo fighting video called (..wait for it) "Lets Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin". This isn't the first display of Red Machoism; Vlad has been photographed shirtless while fishing, at the wheel of a massive racing truck, shooting a tiger in the Siberian forest, operating a train, sailing on a submarine, and co-piloting a fighter jet!

Apparently, Vlad has become a recent sex symbol due to all these manly pics in the media. I can see why - Vlad is brazen in his complete defiance of traditional norms of male beauty; such as muscles, a full hairline or a neck with a skin tone that matches the rest of his body.