The Sun reports that a 50-year-old clergyman had to undergo emergency surgery in order to remove a potato from his ass. The embarrassed reverend explained the accident was not a sexual experiment gone wrong. Instead, he claims he was hanging curtains in his kitchen while nude, lost his balance and fell backward onto the potato... classic excuse.I've often heard from nurses that "Ass Boxes" actually exist - that is, objects retrieved from the posterior cavity of freaky people (i.e. Richard Gere). A physician from the admitting hospital revealed other objects found in the ass box (not from the same vicar). They include - a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
Seinfeld "Assman" clip - a million to one shot, doc:
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