OMG

I think its about time Aretha retires those spaghetti strap tops - those poor straps must have the structural integrity of the Golden Gate bridge.

Her breasts are so big, if you were to motorboat you'd fall into the abyss and never find your way out of the darkness - which is a better option then pulling your face out of her cleave. The pressure alone would suck your eyeballs out as though you had just taken off your space helmet in an oxygen-free environment (see clip below).

Also, is there a pendant on the end of that necklace? After tonight, it could likely use a good polish. Normally, it takes a hockey team of jacked-up pubescent boys to make a pearl necklace that long.