Douche of the Century: a John Mayer timeline

Remember when John Mayer was a sweet and sensitive songwriter? What the hell happened? And how did he manage to conceal his douchiness for so long? Over the last year or so, Mayer's twatty behavior has grown exponentially - observe the following scientific data:

I'm almost proud of him - he managed to concel his love of 'jeggarbombs' and 'banging chicks' long enough to emphasize his romantic artsy side to his legions of fans. Now, all the golden showers in the world couldn't wash this image of JM off for fans.