Victoria's Secret: She has no belly button!

Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova has no belly button - apparently she only has an indentation. As such, belly buttons are often added in post via photoshop - and now everyone in the world knows about her freaky secret. You will never look at a Victoria's Secret catalog the same way again.

Douche of the Week: Me for not posting - I'm sorry....

Classic Chappelle - Purple Drink

Chris Klein update 2008: Working a few craptaular movies, dating Gennifer Goodwin from Big Love, and looking terrible... I almost don't blame Katie Holmes for trading him in for a closeted alien lover.

"We Want You" to be Gay!

Gay Magazine (based out of the UK) hired an advertising firm to design ads to persuade (or recruit?) straight men into homosexuality. Here are a few...

Nothing like a seaman to get the forces out.

These women represent your choice - which is why you should be gay. Although its offensive to women - its also effective. If I was a gay woman, it would turn me straight.

"Guy minds think alike," except this guy wants beer while the other wants tea..bagging. Not exactly the same thought.

This one lists it reasons - among them: "Because men improve with age"

"Because responsibility is easy to avoid"
"Because beards and chest hair are sexy. But not on women"
"Because women need a reason to have sex. Men need a place"

"Anything she can do..."
This one is the winner - crude, creative and funny. Well played sir... well played.

The Horror!

This beautiful specimen is Sumanee Guna-Kasem, a Thai socialite and Hello Magazine Talk of the Town award recipient.

A Very Bad Idea: Family DUIs!

Indiana State police arrested a 24-year-old woman
for driving drunk with her one year old child seated in the family minivan.

When cops called the husband to pick up the child at the station - he also arrived intoxicated. The cops arrested the man on a drunken driving charge.

Later, the police went down the line and called the grandparents, who had also been drinking. Since the grandmother was under the legal limit, she was granted custody of the child and escorted home by police.

Wow - this image will haunt my dreams...

Hoax of the Week

So, for some time now, I have been a fan of an indie-musical-comedy act known as Nirvana the Band Show, which stars two guys from Toronto. One of which is Jay McCarrol (with one L).

Well, after Obama's election, The Daily Beast -a wannabe Huffington Post - featured an article on potential gowns Michelle Obama could wear to her husband's inauguration, as designed by Project Runway participants and winners. It turns out the Daily Beast's fall intern is not as efficient in the art of internet research as others, because the wrong McCarroll was sought and found. Using an online search, the Beast found and solicited Jay McCarrol (one L - of Nirvana the Band Show fame) to design a dress ---- and he did! Well, he got his 20-year-old friend from Ryerson to design it. The picture was picked up by several outlets, including Jezebel, Us Weekly, and was even mentioned by the creative director of Barneys (who praised the burlap sack-dress).

McCarrol also included an artist's statement alongside the dress sketch:

"From concept to cut this dress is symbolic of the new found responsibilities we as Americans have attained in light of our country's economic crisis. The idea is simple, we as Americans need to live within our means, get back to basics, and rebuild a solid foundation to live upon."

McCarrol then added, "God bless America bitches."

To be fair, McCarrol's website has no mention of Project Runway, and even posts his picture! McCarrol is 24, McCarroll is 34 - big difference.

Left: Jay McCarroll, Project Runway, Right: Jay McCarrol, Nivana The Band Show

A Canadian Police Chase

A funny commercial from Midas:

It's Jazzercise! The originator of Jazz hands, and the most flamboyant way to get into shape.

Popo assaulted with Dildo!

A police office in New South Wales was assaulted by a 22-year-old man carrying a dildo as a weapon. The man walked up to a police officer, sitting in his squad car minding his own business, when BAM - dildo to the face! The Po' was uninjured in the attack, while the young man was arrested. In order to create a visual for my readers, I've doctored a photo depicting two gentlemen.

Christmas Shopping Ideas

Need gift ideas for Christmas? This year, give the lonely spinster in your life a gift that keeps on giving: the Cuddle Pillow Boyfriend. The pillow features an arm that will gently cuddle the loveless loser without quietly leaving in the morning or passing along an STD. And its only $19.95! Buy now, thank me later.

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One Tough Bitch!

A jogger in Arizona was minding her business, enjoying a morning run, when a rabid fox jumped out and bit her arm. Curious to know if the fox had rabies, this bitch ran a full mile with the fox locked onto her arm until she reached her car, where she pried the fox off and threw it in the trunk. She then drove to the hospital to have the fox tested for rabies. The woman and fox, although not on speaking terms, are both in the hospital receiving rabies vaccinations.

Meanwhile, I woke up at noon and watched a rerun on Seinfeld.

John Cryer, a.k.a. Duckie from Pretty in Pink (1986), currently stars as Alan on the pseudo-amusing sit-com Two and a Half Men. The craptacular show has help Cryer regain some fame, and as a result he will soon star in several new feature films, including Stay Cool with Winona Ryder and Hillary Duff.

The Horror...

Amy Winehouse must be the ugliest thing caught on camera since undated photos of the "Chupacabra" circulated the internet. Here she is after beating down paparazzi (for the umpteenth time this year) the night her beloved Blaaake-incarcerated was released from prison.

Best caption of the night, Michael K's: "Maybe she's born with it...Maybe it Crackaline."

Its now time for -- A Very Bad Idea with Heidi Klum!

It seems as though Heidi Klum's Halloween costume has upset a few people. This year, she dressed up as a Hindu god (great idea... ) and upset many Hindus in the process. Several prominent Hindu leaders are asking for an apology.

Not only did Klum go as someone's God... she went as a pretty sacrilegious version too.



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Mark-Paul Gosselaar, a.k.a. Zack Morris, can currently be seen in Raising the Bar (some show about a law firm)

PALIN - DROME

Valuable advice in palindrome form from vice-presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin.

The downfall of naked decorating

The Sun reports that a 50-year-old clergyman had to undergo emergency surgery in order to remove a potato from his ass. The embarrassed reverend explained the accident was not a sexual experiment gone wrong. Instead, he claims he was hanging curtains in his kitchen while nude, lost his balance and fell backward onto the potato... classic excuse.

I've often heard from nurses that "Ass Boxes" actually exist - that is, objects retrieved from the posterior cavity of freaky people (i.e. Richard Gere). A physician from the admitting hospital revealed other objects found in the ass box (not from the same vicar). They include - a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

Seinfeld "Assman" clip - a million to one shot, doc:

How do you like them Pumpkins: Why your pumpkin is lame

The traditional triangle-eyed and crooked smile pumpkin face has nothing on this guy's work.

Quote of the Week: Paris Hilton, Space Cadet

NASA continues to examine the state of new strains of viral diseases in space. On that note, Paris Hilton may be the first space-whore to travel on Virgin's (haha, the irony) Enterprise Rocket. She recently said:

"What if I don't come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'"

If this is her wedding day, what will her wedding night look like?

Sixteen year-old Missy Quinn was recently married to her 17 year-old boyfriend, Thomas, in a £100,000 wedding. Her dad, pictured below, paves driveways for a living - but managed to save up for his daughters wedding. He said, "it was worth every penny."

Missy left school at the age of 9 and travelled with her family across Europe in a Caravan (I suspect the kind Brat Pitt inhabits in Snatch). She met her husband at an amusement park when she was 13.

In total, the £100,000 covered (taken from Dlisted.com):

• Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000

• Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500

• The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300

• One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700

• Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000

Sexy, yet elegant...

The Bride's 33-year old mom, 17-year of husband, and 35-year old father.

Bridesmaids - or blue puffy balls o' chola

Fur coat... nice touch

Garter belt on a 1o-year old - R. Kelly must be taking a long cold shower

A Must Watch: Wassup 2008

Remember those Bud/Wassup videos from a few years back? A new political parody featuring the same actors as the original has been released by the website 60frames. Below is the original Wassup video.

Puff, Puff, Dash

Miss Teen Louisiana USA, Lindsey Evans - was busted by the popos when she tried to dine and dash. Her fool-proof plan ran into some trouble when she realized she left her purse at the scene of the crime. Inside her purse? A bag of weed...

By the time she returned to the restaurant to reclaim her purse etc., the police had already been contacted. They recognized her right away and arrested her. Unfortunately, Evans lost her crown due to the mess only 11 days before her term was to end. No word if she has been contacted by Donald Trump.

Cary Elwes - also known as Westley from the Princess Bride - turns 46 today! Since the high point of his career, circa '87 to '93, Elwes has appeared in several films such as Saw, Ella Enchanted, Factory Girl, some tv movie about the Pope, and Georgia Rule. Despite a slow point in his career, it looks like Elwes might be able to move out of his box with the completetion of a few new movies.