Popo assaulted with Dildo!

A police office in New South Wales was assaulted by a 22-year-old man carrying a dildo as a weapon. The man walked up to a police officer, sitting in his squad car minding his own business, when BAM - dildo to the face! The Po' was uninjured in the attack, while the young man was arrested. In order to create a visual for my readers, I've doctored a photo depicting two gentlemen.