Thursday, November 20, 2008

Victoria's Secret: She has no belly button!


Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova has no belly button - apparently she only has an indentation. As such, belly buttons are often added in post via photoshop - and now everyone in the world knows about her freaky secret. You will never look at a Victoria's Secret catalog the same way again.














Douche of the Week: Me for not posting - I'm sorry....

Monday, November 17, 2008



Classic Chappelle - Purple Drink
Chris Klein update 2008: Working a few craptaular movies, dating Gennifer Goodwin from Big Love, and looking terrible... I almost don't blame Katie Holmes for trading him in for a closeted alien lover.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

"We Want You" to be Gay!

Gay Magazine (based out of the UK) hired an advertising firm to design ads to persuade (or recruit?) straight men into homosexuality. Here are a few...
Nothing like a seaman to get the forces out.

These women represent your choice - which is why you should be gay. Although its offensive to women - its also effective. If I was a gay woman, it would turn me straight.

"Guy minds think alike," except this guy wants beer while the other wants tea..bagging. Not exactly the same thought.


This one lists it reasons - among them: "Because men improve with age"
"Because responsibility is easy to avoid"
"Because beards and chest hair are sexy. But not on women"
"Because women need a reason to have sex. Men need a place"

"Anything she can do..."
This one is the winner - crude, creative and funny. Well played sir... well played.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008



The Horror!

This beautiful specimen is Sumanee Guna-Kasem, a Thai socialite and Hello Magazine Talk of the Town award recipient.

A Very Bad Idea: Family DUIs!

Indiana State police arrested a 24-year-old woman
for driving drunk with her one year old child seated in the family minivan.

When cops called the husband to pick up the child at the station - he also arrived intoxicated. The cops arrested the man on a drunken driving charge.

Later, the police went down the line and called the grandparents, who had also been drinking. Since the grandmother was under the legal limit, she was granted custody of the child and escorted home by police.



Monday, November 10, 2008

Wow - this image will haunt my dreams...

Hoax of the Week

So, for some time now, I have been a fan of an indie-musical-comedy act known as Nirvana the Band Show, which stars two guys from Toronto. One of which is Jay McCarrol (with one L).

Well, after Obama's election, The Daily Beast -a wannabe Huffington Post - featured an article on potential gowns Michelle Obama could wear to her husband's inauguration, as designed by Project Runway participants and winners. It turns out the Daily Beast's fall intern is not as efficient in the art of internet research as others, because the wrong McCarroll was sought and found. Using an online search, the Beast found and solicited Jay McCarrol (one L - of Nirvana the Band Show fame) to design a dress ---- and he did! Well, he got his 20-year-old friend from Ryerson to design it. The picture was picked up by several outlets, including Jezebel, Us Weekly, and was even mentioned by the creative director of Barneys (who praised the burlap sack-dress).

McCarrol also included an artist's statement alongside the dress sketch:

"From concept to cut this dress is symbolic of the new found responsibilities we as Americans have attained in light of our country's economic crisis. The idea is simple, we as Americans need to live within our means, get back to basics, and rebuild a solid foundation to live upon."

McCarrol then added, "God bless America bitches."



To be fair, McCarrol's website has no mention of Project Runway, and even posts his picture! McCarrol is 24, McCarroll is 34 - big difference.


Left: Jay McCarroll, Project Runway, Right: Jay McCarrol, Nivana The Band Show

A Canadian Police Chase

A funny commercial from Midas:



It's Jazzercise! The originator of Jazz hands, and the most flamboyant way to get into shape.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Popo assaulted with Dildo!

A police office in New South Wales was assaulted by a 22-year-old man carrying a dildo as a weapon. The man walked up to a police officer, sitting in his squad car minding his own business, when BAM - dildo to the face! The Po' was uninjured in the attack, while the young man was arrested. In order to create a visual for my readers, I've doctored a photo depicting two gentlemen.